chekhov: Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/
partybarackisinthehousetonight: my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
spookymormon: spookymormon: my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great I laughed too hard at this..
mattersofwordsandart: You Make My Dreams - Hall...
bluntess: discoexclusive: bluntess: LITERALLY PLEASE HELP ME THERE ARE TEARS Dead i’ve seriously watched this 4 times PLEASE I URGE YOU CLICK PLAY