May 2013
chekhov:
Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
spookymormon:
spookymormon:
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
I laughed too hard at this..
mattersofwordsandart:
You Make My Dreams - Hall...
Watchbluntess:
discoexclusive:
bluntess:
LITERALLY PLEASE HELP ME THERE ARE TEARS
Dead
i’ve seriously watched this 4 times PLEASE I URGE YOU CLICK PLAY
Listen
